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Synced and corrected by: Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey, Rudy.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, just cutting expenses
by timing everyone's shower.

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Jack has exactly five
seconds of hot water left.

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<i>Three, two, and... (Jack screams)</i>

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(Laughs)

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I love the sound of saving money.

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Again with the hot water, Rudy?

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I know it costs more to run this place

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than you expected, but these temperature
fluctuations are giving me split ends.

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Do you want to live in a
world where I have split ends?

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Oh, yo, Milton.

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Your ex-girlfriend Julie's
out in the courtyard.

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You gonna try and win her back again?

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Uh, yeah.

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I'm gonna show her the
new Milton... is a man.

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Does the new man Milton know
he has toilet paper on his shoe?

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He does now.

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Milton, you look so... cool?
Yeah, daddy made some changes.

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<i>(Glasses shatter)</i>

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Friday night, you and me... are
going out. And you're gonna get

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all up in... this.

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This is my new boyfriend Dan.

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Oh.

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Nice to meet you.

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Taking Julie to Matt Dorsey's
senior party on Friday night.

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Dude, that's the biggest party of the year.

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And we're going in Dan's car.

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Because he's a man.

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Who drives a car.

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Unfortunately for you, I
don't date boys anymore.

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Well... as a matter of fact, Jerry
and I are going to that party in a car.

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Hmm?

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Oh, please.

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You may have a license, but you
don't have anything to drive.

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(Scoffs)

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Jerry, can you get us an automobile?

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Dude, I can't even get us a car.

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<i>- (Rock music playing)
- 
 don't you get all tough with me 
</i>

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<i>
 I'm saying won't you
come kick it with me? 
</i>

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<i>
 and we could have a
ball, run up the wall 
</i>

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<i>
 that's just how we do</i>

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<i>
 and no matter how
much I chop and punch 
</i>

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<i>
 it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you 
</i>

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<i>
 here we go, let's start the party 
</i>

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<i>
 chop it up like it's karate 
</i>

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<i>
 everybody 
 won't you
come kick it with me? 
</i>

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<i>
 and we could have a
ball, run up the wall 
</i>

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<i>
 that's just how we do</i>

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<i>
 and no matter how
much I chop and punch 
</i>

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<i>
 it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you. 
</i>

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Hey, nurse Kippler, rocking
the blue station wagon.

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Hey, Matt's having a party Friday night
and Milton and I would love to borrow...

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You're the nurse. You're
supposed to help people.

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Whoa. Check out that ride.

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Oh, that's my dad. I forgot my lunch.

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Thanks, dad.

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Jerry, I think we should just give up.

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We're never gonna find a car.

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Dude, let's take your
dad's car to the party.

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Jerry, he only lets me drive it
if he's in... ohh. (Chuckles)

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You... you are a bad influence, but all right.
We'll take my dad to the party.

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What? No. No no no no.

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We borrow the car.

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Just without him in it.

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Are you kidding?

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If anything happened to that car, I'd
be grounded for the rest of my life.

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That's a risk I'm willing to take.

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Look, we'll have it back
before he even knows it's gone.

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<i>- (School bell rings)
- What kind of a boy do you think I am?</i>

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The kind of boy who wants
his girl to know he's a man.

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I'll pick you up at 6:00.

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All right. Whoo!

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Come on. Hit the dummy.

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Here at the warrior academy, we are men.

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So let me hear you
unleash your inner beast!

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Flap your arms, flap your
wings, float like a butterfly.

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Flap your arms, flap your
wings, float like a butterfly.

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No, no, guys.

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Come on, you can't just
take your beast and go home.

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Oh, good job, girls.

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And now let's return
to our cooldown cocoons.

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Ow! What are you doing, Jack?

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You don't just grab a guy mid-cocoon.

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What are you doing to our dojo?

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What? We needed more money, so
I found a new type of customer.

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You've turned the dojo into a mom gym.

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What? That's not true.

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Lois is a grandmother,
and charlene wants kids

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but her husband wants to
wait so they can travel.

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Rudy!

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What has happened to you?

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What has happened to you?

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You used to appreciate all
the little things that I do.

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Did you even notice the lavender
sachet I hung up in the Bo staff closet?

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Jack, you have got to help me.

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This is the warrior academy.

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This place should be filled with warriors.

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You're right. I am the
sensei of the warrior academy

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and it is high time that I man up.

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<i>- (Dings)
- Ooh!</i>

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My cranberry scones are ready.

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(Deep voice) I mean, my
man-Berry scones are ready.

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<i>
 Hey, come on 
 and no matter
how much I chop and punch 
</i>

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<i>
 it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you! 
</i>

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Yo, what are we doing? Why are we stopping?

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So I can squeegee off that mosquito
that went splat on the windshield.

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Dude, you drive two Miles an hour.

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That mosquito didn't go splat.

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He landed on the windshield
and died of boredom.

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Look, I have to keep this car clean.

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The only reason my dad let me borrow it

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is because I told him I
was going to the library.

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Oh, yeah.

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I told my mom I was
going to the library too.

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You think she bought that?

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I don't know. She was
still laughing when I left.

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So, gentlemen, welcome to
the wasabi warrior academy.

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This is a wall to wall
combat training center.

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(Inhales)

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You can smell the sweat in the air.

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It kind of smells like biscuits.

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They're called scones.

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Why would we leave muscle
universe to come to this gym?

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I've never even heard of
anybody that works out here.

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Oh, really?

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I suppose you've never heard
of... Arnold schwarzenrudy.

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Who's he?

130
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Yeah, Rudy. Who's he?

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<i>("Thus spake zarathustra" playing)</i>

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(Austrian accent) Yeah, I'm Rudy's
cousin, Arnold schwarzenrudy.

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Look at me. I'm so very huge.

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He's the strongest man I've ever known.

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I once saw him bench
press a thousand pounds

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while he was bench pressing a man who
was bench pressing a thousand pounds.

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Yeah, I don't think this
is the place for you.

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This is where real men work out.

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Not a scrawny little wimpy malike yn.

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Ha! I think I'm in pretty good shape.

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(Laughing)

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That's a good one!

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Yeah.

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Oh, you call those obliques?

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I call them "oh, please."

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You call those abs?

147
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I call them "flabs."

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You call those triceps?

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I call them... "Not good triceps."

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Wow, you're right.

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Compared to you, I'm a mess.

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Boys, we're training here.

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(Cheering)

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Great. Welcome.

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(Screams)

156
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Is what I would be saying if your
squeezing my hand actually hurt,

157
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but it doesn't.

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Because I'm huge.

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Aah! No. No more handshakes.

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Let's just fist bump.

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(Screams)

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(Gasping)

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That toilet was absolutely heinous.

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It smelled like it had been
used by a hundred truckers

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with serious digestive problems.

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Huh.

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Smelled fine when I went in.

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Dude?

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Isn't this where you parked the car?

170
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This is exactly where I park...

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Oh, my dad's car was stolen.

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(Gasps)

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No!

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Look at me. Look, I know
this looks bad, okay?

175
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But you need to calm down.

176
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Oh, no.

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My Cherry-Berry lip balm was in the car.

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(Gasps)

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No!

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Well, I guess there's nothing left
to do but call my dad and tell him

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I never went to the library
and that I got his car stolen.

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I mean, yeah. I guess that's
the right thing to do, right?

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- Yeah.
- Have him drive out here and pick us up.

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And because you two will
have a lot to talk about,

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you can go ahead and drop me
off at Matt Dorsey's party.

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Then a couple hours later
once you guys have cooled down,

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you can swing by, pick me up
somewhere around elevenish.

188
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- Jerry.
- Okay.

189
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You're not going to the party.

190
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Right, right.

191
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Gah!

192
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I left my phone in the car.

193
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Could this get any worse?!

194
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Oh yeah, without a car,
you can't get Julie back.

195
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Thanks, Jerry.

196
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Now give me your phone.

197
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All right.

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Wait, you have a GPS locater app too.

199
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- Yeah. - We can use this to track my
phone and find the car. - Oh, sweet.

200
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Oh, it says it's four Miles from here
at Fairmont Avenue and Clark street.

201
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What are you guys doing here?

202
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Yeah. Gas stations are
for people who have cars.

203
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We had a car. It got stolen from us.

204
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Yeah.

205
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Hey, kind of like you
stole Julie from Milton.

206
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Yeah, I did. Up top!

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(Chuckles) Oh, yeah!

208
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Thanks for that, Jerry.

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Look, we need a ride so
we can get my car back.

210
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I'm not giving you losers a ride.

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Listen to me, you king-sized
piece of arm candy.

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You are going to get in that car and
drive us over to Fairmont and Clark.

213
00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:06,246
But first, I'm gonna go
inside and get myself a drink!

214
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Maybe some corn doodlers.

215
00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:09,549
Does anybody else want anything?!

216
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Good!

217
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(Men grunting)

218
00:11:24,415 --> 00:11:27,267
Dude, you've been hogging
this bench for an hour.

219
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You're gonna have to let
someone else use the weights.

220
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You gotta find something else to lift.

221
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No problem.

222
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- (Grunts)
- (Screaming)

223
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(Laughing)

224
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Thanks for giving us a second chance.

225
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Now you'll see the warrior
academy for what it really is.

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(Shouts)

227
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(Screams)

228
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(Shouts)

229
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Rudy, what is going on?

230
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These guys are taking over, Jack.

231
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These meatheads are
multiplying like rabbits.

232
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Big, loud, grunting, oily rabbits.

233
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Hey, Rudy.

234
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Rack this for me.

235
00:12:02,353 --> 00:12:03,303
I'm kind of in the middle of something.

236
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(Grunts)

237
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Aah.

238
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<i>(Crashing)</i>

239
00:12:10,278 --> 00:12:12,362
Hey, big guy.

240
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:14,147
Could I talk to you for a minute?

241
00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:17,267
Look, this workout
facility is for everybody.

242
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That's why... we have this
code of conduct on the wall.

243
00:12:20,438 --> 00:12:22,439
Oh, I'm sorry, Jack.

244
00:12:22,457 --> 00:12:23,540
I didn't see it.

245
00:12:23,574 --> 00:12:26,109
Oh, it's perfectly understandable.

246
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It's the easiest thing to miss.

247
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(Shouts)

248
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,580
(Yells)

249
00:12:30,614 --> 00:12:33,250
- (Cheering)
- (Shouts)

250
00:12:46,147 --> 00:12:48,131
We gotta strip this baby fast.

251
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:50,183
The boss is sending a guy
named Nicky over for the parts.

252
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:52,436
I've heard of these places.

253
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,471
They break down your car into parts.

254
00:12:54,489 --> 00:12:56,440
They're called chop shops.

255
00:12:56,474 --> 00:12:59,309
(Giggles)

256
00:12:59,327 --> 00:13:00,410
Hey, that's kind of fun to say.

257
00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:02,496
Chop shop. Chop shop. Chop shop.

258
00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:05,332
Would you please stop saying "chop shop"?

259
00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:07,451
Milton, what's the plan?

260
00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:14,424
Maybe Nicky should answer that.

261
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:16,326
(Brooklyn accent) Hey, I'm Nicky.

262
00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:19,379
I'm the guy your boss sent
over to pick up the car.

263
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:21,348
We haven't even broken it down yet.

264
00:13:21,382 --> 00:13:22,432
Oh, it's okay.

265
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:27,387
He told me to come on down to
the shop and stop the chop... pop.

266
00:13:31,175 --> 00:13:34,361
See, he's giving this car to his
wife to surprise her for her birthday.

267
00:13:34,395 --> 00:13:36,213
The boss doesn't have a wife.

268
00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:40,233
That's what makes it a surprise.

269
00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:41,351
Ooh.

270
00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,321
We just lifted this one.

271
00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:46,189
So you're gonna have to hot
wire it to get it started.

272
00:13:46,207 --> 00:13:47,190
Yeah.

273
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:50,210
Yeah.

274
00:13:50,244 --> 00:13:52,129
That's what I'll do.

275
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:54,464
The old hot wire.

276
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:55,499
(Chuckles)

277
00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:04,174
I'm just gonna pop the hood.

278
00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:12,065
Now I'm going to pop the hood.

279
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,233
<i>- (Horn honks)
- (Grunts)</i>

280
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,153
Yo, Milton. You okay?

281
00:14:17,271 --> 00:14:19,189
- Jerry!
- Oh, sorry.

282
00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:21,191
Yo, Nicky, you all right?

283
00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:23,076
You're not Nicky.

284
00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:24,394
Guys.

285
00:14:24,412 --> 00:14:26,496
(Grunting)

286
00:14:34,422 --> 00:14:35,405
No, not the car!

287
00:14:35,423 --> 00:14:36,540
Aw, man.

288
00:14:36,574 --> 00:14:38,125
(Grunting)

289
00:14:49,253 --> 00:14:50,520
Dan, help me!

290
00:14:54,308 --> 00:14:56,276
<i>- (Grunts)
- (Mechanical whirring)</i>

291
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:04,151
Whoa! (Screams)

292
00:15:08,105 --> 00:15:11,241
Jerry, call the cops.

293
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:12,242
(Blows)

294
00:15:12,276 --> 00:15:13,243
On it.

295
00:15:15,112 --> 00:15:19,082
Milton, I've never seenm
thly side of you before.

296
00:15:19,116 --> 00:15:22,085
Well, it's... it's always been here.

297
00:15:22,119 --> 00:15:24,387
You just couldn't see it
'cause I didn't have a car.

298
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:27,424
I was really wrong about you.

299
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:28,558
You do have a car.

300
00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:34,097
You think that we could
go to that party together?

301
00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:35,232
(Sighs)

302
00:15:38,469 --> 00:15:40,437
(Sighs)

303
00:15:40,471 --> 00:15:45,442
Unfortunately for you, I
don't date girls anymore.

304
00:15:49,313 --> 00:15:51,331
I mean, I date women.

305
00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:52,449
(Sighs)

306
00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:54,334
Is it over?

307
00:15:57,205 --> 00:15:59,372
There's your date.

308
00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:00,423
You should go.

309
00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:08,381
Yo, we got the car back. We should go.

310
00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:11,167
No.

311
00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:14,054
We didn't come this far just to go home.

312
00:16:14,105 --> 00:16:17,390
We're gonna go to that
party, and you know what?

313
00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:19,276
We're gonna look cool doing it.

314
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,144
- All right.
- Yeah.

315
00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:23,113
<i>
 Kickin' it with you!</i>

316
00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:25,181
Uh, excuse me?

317
00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:27,367
Who washed their dog in the shower?

318
00:16:27,401 --> 00:16:29,402
No, man. That's all me.

319
00:16:29,453 --> 00:16:33,290
Had to shave the pecs
and pits for a pose-off.

320
00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:34,491
(Gags)

321
00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:39,212
He made me get the hard to reach places.

322
00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:42,365
Rudy, we can't live like this anymore.

323
00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:44,251
They won't listen to us.

324
00:16:45,469 --> 00:16:48,088
There is one person they might listen to.

325
00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:49,422
(Austrian accent) All right, all right.

326
00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:51,258
Listen up, apes.

327
00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:55,095
Yeah.

328
00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:58,231
It takes a big man to lift 700 pounds.

329
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:01,268
But it takes an even bigger
man to clean up after himself

330
00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:03,186
and show people respect.

331
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:06,072
Look, this is our gym now.

332
00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:09,242
We don't have to listen to you,
your cousin, or anybody else.

333
00:17:09,277 --> 00:17:10,393
Oh, yeah?

334
00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:13,163
Well maybe you'll listen to my muscles.

335
00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:15,064
(Grunts)

336
00:17:15,082 --> 00:17:17,400
<i>- (Balloon pops)
- Ohh.</i>

337
00:17:17,418 --> 00:17:20,503
I just popped a glute.
It's perfectly normal.

338
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,122
<i>(Air hissing)</i>

339
00:17:22,173 --> 00:17:23,239
Rudy, what is happening?

340
00:17:23,257 --> 00:17:26,075
I sprung a leak.

341
00:17:27,128 --> 00:17:29,179
Uh, you're getting smaller, dude.

342
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:31,264
No. No, I'm not.

343
00:17:35,219 --> 00:17:36,419
Now you're getting bigger.

344
00:17:36,437 --> 00:17:39,088
No. Just pumping up.

345
00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:41,257
Must I remind you I'm huge?

346
00:17:46,447 --> 00:17:48,264
Rudy, I broke the handle.

347
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:49,449
I can't turn it off.

348
00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:53,102
Ah. Ah.

349
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,538
(Stammers)

350
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:57,540
I'm getting too huge!

351
00:18:01,278 --> 00:18:02,379
(Grunts)

352
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,331
Hey, it's just that guy, Rudy.

353
00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:06,383
(Grunts)

354
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:08,051
Listen, little man.

355
00:18:08,085 --> 00:18:09,285
We're gonna do what we want.

356
00:18:09,303 --> 00:18:10,470
Hey, take your hands off of him.

357
00:18:11,555 --> 00:18:13,306
What are you gonna do?

358
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:15,058
(Grunting)

359
00:18:17,261 --> 00:18:18,345
(Shouts)

360
00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:21,130
Oh, no! What are you crazy or something?

361
00:18:21,148 --> 00:18:23,466
Are you gonna play nice and
start acting like a human being?

362
00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:25,134
Yes! Yes!

363
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:29,105
(Crying)

364
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:32,141
What's wrong with you, man?

365
00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:36,479
You hurt my arm, and my feelings.

366
00:18:38,165 --> 00:18:39,416
How did you learn to do that?

367
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,334
I study martial arts.

368
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:44,421
And the first thing you learn is
what's more important than strength

369
00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:46,155
is respect for other people.

370
00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:50,260
(Austrian accent) Yeah, the boy's right.

371
00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:52,379
(Normal voice) Sorry, I
was still in character.

372
00:18:54,515 --> 00:18:57,434
If you guys want to stay here,
you're gonna have to follow the rules.

373
00:18:57,468 --> 00:19:00,503
This place is more to you
guys than a gym, isn't it?

374
00:19:00,521 --> 00:19:02,272
Yeah.

375
00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:03,440
It's our home.

376
00:19:06,227 --> 00:19:09,479
All right. Focus, breathe, and kick.

377
00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:12,148
- All: Hyah!
- Hyah.

378
00:19:12,182 --> 00:19:14,234
Hey, way to get your leg up, mongo.

379
00:19:14,285 --> 00:19:15,452
Has anyone seen Titus?

380
00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:21,374
Titus and Rudy: Flap your arms, flap
your wings, float like a butterfly.

381
00:19:21,409 --> 00:19:22,409
(Laughing)

382
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:26,079
<i>- (Dings)
- Hey, Rudy, your scones are ready.</i>

383
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:28,231
No. Our scones.

384
00:19:28,265 --> 00:19:30,417
Ooh!

385
00:19:34,371 --> 00:19:36,172
<i>(Rock music playing)</i>

386
00:19:43,097 --> 00:19:45,064
<i>(Dance music playing)</i>

387
00:19:48,269 --> 00:19:50,353
(Crowd chattering)

388
00:19:52,556 --> 00:19:54,407
Wow, krupnick.

389
00:19:54,442 --> 00:19:56,109
Killer ride.

390
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,078
I see you know how to show
up to my party in style.

391
00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:01,114
Sorry we're late, Matt.

392
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:06,252
We got this mustang out on the open range,
and he wanted to do what mustangs do.

393
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:10,507
Run wild.

394
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:12,375
Oh, right.

395
00:20:12,409 --> 00:20:13,460
Gina.

396
00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:15,545
I've got my cherry-Berry lip balm.

397
00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:21,301
It makes my lips taste like
cherry, and Berry, and bomb.

398
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:24,387
Let's get this party thumping!

399
00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:26,439
(Cheering)

400
00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:30,109
Jerry, Milton, I'm glad you guys are here.

401
00:20:30,144 --> 00:20:31,427
Ooh!

402
00:20:31,445 --> 00:20:32,562
That's right. You heard him.

403
00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:34,564
He's glad we're here.

404
00:20:34,598 --> 00:20:37,116
That's because we're men now, Jerry.

405
00:20:37,151 --> 00:20:39,235
Tonight was a night that changed our lives.

406
00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:42,572
From this day forward, we fear nothing.

407
00:20:42,606 --> 00:20:44,574
<i>(Cellphone ringing)</i>

408
00:20:46,494 --> 00:20:47,610
Gah!

409
00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:50,413
My dad's gonna stop by the
library to bring me a study snack.

410
00:20:50,447 --> 00:20:52,165
- (Both scream)
- We've got to get the car back.

411
00:20:52,199 --> 00:20:53,166
Go go go go!

412
00:21:04,412 --> 00:21:07,214
It was really nice of your
sister to let us use her bike.

413
00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:09,500
Yeah, she said I could use it
as long as I took care of it.

414
00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:12,219
(Grunts)

415
00:21:12,253 --> 00:21:13,453
<i>(Crashing)</i>

416
00:21:16,424 --> 00:21:18,291
Where have you guys been?

417
00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:21,261
I have some honeys I
want to introduce you to.

418
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,481
(Chuckles)

419
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,066
Ohh.

420
00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:30,237
Well, if you got the honeys,
then here come the queen bees.

421
00:21:30,271 --> 00:21:31,271
King bees.

422
00:21:31,305 --> 00:21:33,073
We're king bees, dude.

423
00:21:33,123 --> 00:21:37,673
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